Dog Story

I woke up good today. One of the stupid little kids didn't even mind me sleeping and just jumped on me and started frantically petting me. When she went to school I payed her back by peeing on all her barbies. I got a good breakfast this morning. Alice (the mom) fixed way too much eggs and bacon so she gave a lot of it to me. They also bought me a brand new toy!!!!!!! It was a brand new tennis ball! I played with that thing forever. I took a long nap only to be woke up by the stupid girl again. She thinks I always want to be petted but to tell you the truth I don't really like it at all. There was this really hot cocker spaniel that walked by today. I couldn't stop staring at her so I let her in the gate and we played with my new tennis ball until we were so tired. For supper I just ate some dog food, but the family had t-bones so I had a super big bone to chew on :) well I am really tired and I need to get as much sleep as I can before that dang little girl comes in here in the morning and wakes me up.

Room 101

My Room 101 would probably consist of a lot of snakes and spiders because nothing scares me more than snakes and spiders. If I could I would kill every snake and spider in the world. I would also kill mosquitoes because they have no use in this world except to make people miserable scratching themselves all day.

Christmas Story

There was once a man who never liked Christmas. He hated it so much that he refused to get out of the house on Christmas and when people came to carol at his house he would shoot all of the and eat them. Then one Christmas there was only one caroler and he loaded up his shotgun and opened the door and they disappeared. He just shut the door and went into his living room where he saw a little woman sitting. He tried to shoot her but the bullets went right through. She said she was the Christmas witch and he never showed any spirit. She said there was no reason to be grumpy on Christmas. So she gave him a reason to be grumpy. She turned him into a horse with permanent candy cane antlers so he could never forget the Christmas spirit. She also named him Seabiscuit...........the rest is history

Thanksgiving

There is so much food that I can't really name them all but my favorite is fried turkey, dressing, green bean casserole, and broccoli casserole.

1. No school
2. See everyone
3. Food
4. FOOD
5. Hunting
6. Sleep late
7. Just lay around
8. Go out of town
9. Pie
10. Fried Turkey

Parachute

1. Dad
2. Mom
3. Brother
4. Sarah
5. Cozy
6. Olson
(in no particular order)

These are the people closest to me that have made the biggest impact on my life. I would trust them with my life.

Noah's Ark

I just found out that a person really found Noah's Ark. That's really cool and Im gonna go look at it

Coach Rhodes

When I was a freshman on the first day of offseason I ate a huge lunch. I didn't know that offseason was that bad until we got done lifting and Coach Rhodes said well i guess we gon run some 300's today. I didn't think it would be too bad until I got done and felt horrible. Right before we did our special I ran off and started throwing up and everyone was making fun of me. When I was walking into the field house coach rhodes came up to me and put his arm around me and started lauging and said wellllllllllllllllllllllllll i guess your not very tough yet but dont worry ill get you there and patted my back and started walking off